South Park (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) — The PC Police are back and they’re out for blood as a “war” looms on the horizon for the people of South Park.
Empire (FOX, 9:00 p.m.) — Freda and Hakeem start a rap feud and Vivica A. Fox guest stars as Cookie’s sister.
American Horror Story: Hotel (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — The hotel is an inanimate object, but that doesn’t mean it can’t have skeletons in its closet. Drake’s renovations threaten to unearth more than just a corpse or two haunting the place’s vile history.
Arrow (The CW, 8:00 p.m.) — Thea should heed Will Ferrell’s advice from Old School and keep her composure while Team Green Arrow’s Damien problem gets a little more complicated.
The Goldbergs (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) — Barry and Erica try to out-toast each other after there’s some intentional confusion as to where they’ll be having Thanksgiving dinner.
Modern Family (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — Everyone’s trying to get a glimpse of the ballin’ house Phil’s got on the market and Gloria hosts a post-Thanksgiving brunch because that’s what everyone needs 12 hours after seconds Thanksgiving dinner.
Law & Order: SVU (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — The prodigal son returns as Dr. Huang comes back to SVU, but this time he’s working against ADA Barba.
Blackish (ABC, 9:30 p.m.) — The Johnson men head to the barber to get fresh looks for the annual family Christmas card. At least they’re not sending one of those weird family newsletters. Do you do that? Don’t do that.
Nashville (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — Erin isn’t exactly the ideal tour girlfriend for Gunnar and Rayna struggles with a work-life balance while Rayna mulls a solo offer from Sony.
The League (FXX, 10:00 p.m.) — Rafi and Dirty Randy go to Puerto Rico, where nothing could possibly go wrong.
You’re the Worst (FXX, 10:30 p.m.) — Spending more time with bartenders and comedians is probably not the best way for Jimmy and Edgar to be the best versions of themselves, is it?
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: John Cleese, Michaela Watkins and Trey Anastasio on Conan; Sharon Stone, Justin Theroux and James Taylor on Colbert; Anthony Mackie and Rainn Wilson on Corden; Paul Bettany on The Daily Show; Jennifer Lawrence, Michael B. Jordan and Jeff Lynne’s ELO on Fallon; Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Amber Heard and Albert Hammond Jr. on Kimmel; Liam Hemsworth, John Mulaney and MUTEMATH on Meyers.