Bachelor in Paradise (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) – Season 3 begins with the cast arriving on the shores of Playa Escondida in Sayulita, Mexico, and getting acquainted. (By acquainted, we mean getting totally sloshed, making out with each other and throwing up in potted plants.) Of course, because this a Bachelor spin-off show, one dude goes totally off the rails and manages to offend everyone in the house.
Zoo (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) – Sure, Zoo has always been batsh*t crazy, but season two has taken the craziness to a whole new level. (What’s the next level after batsh*t? Anyone know?) Tonight, while Mitch explores Jackson’s past in an attempt to get the answers they need to make a cure, the rest of the team searches for evidence related to the triple helix inside a seemingly charming British town filled with murderous mole rats or psychotic pugs or some other weird, mutated animal species. They’ve already used up their “evil sloth” quota, so obviously nothing’s off limits.
America’s Got Talent (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) – The 12 remaining finalists (three of which made it by Golden Buzzers) face off tonight.
Coupled (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) – In the season finale, the contestants’ families visit to learn more about their relationships and the pairs decide if they should stay together.
Pretty Little Liars (Freeform, 8:00 p.m.) – The ladies begin to question whether or not Rollins is actually dead as the police realize the Liars are responsible for a big cover-up. Meanwhile, Hannah considers coming clean to the cops; Ezra struggles in his relationship; Ali learns the girls named her as Charlotte’s killer in order to get Hannah out of jail; and someone is murdered.
WWE SmackDown (USA, 8:00 p.m.) — WWE champ Dean Ambrose, Randy Orton, and John Cena all drop by.
Animal Kingdom (TNT, 9:00 p.m.) – J is put in a lose-lose situation as the family plans their biggest heist yet. Meanwhile, Catherine comes back to town, looking to mend bridges, but Smurf becomes suspicious of her motives.
Dead of Summer (Freeform, 9:00 p.m.) – We learn more about Deb’s past as the counselors for to extreme lengths on order to uncover the reason behind the mysterious happenings at camp.
The Hills (MTV, 9:00 p.m.) – Ah, The Hills. So much drama, so many chunky blonde highlights, so many scripted cat fights. If you’re missing the popular scripted-reality series, MTV’s bringing back LC to relive some of her favorite memories.
Feed the Beast (AMC, 10:00 p.m.) – Season one ends as Tommy makes a daring offer to the Tooth Fairy to settle Dion’s debt and TJ confronts an unsettling truth about his mother’s death.
Running Wild With Bear Grylls (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) – The show’s two-night season three opener continues as Julianne Hough joins Bear on a trek in Africa. The two play nice with a pack of elephants, rappel from cliffs and make friends with some big cats and one mean snake.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – In which Tosh debates the criminal ramifications of stealing from dead people.
Wrecked (TBS, 10:00 p.m.) — Todd, Florence and Emma adapt to life off the island as Own makes a shocking discovery in the jungle.
Scream: The TV Series (MTV, 10:00 p.m.) – Noah’s feelings for Zoe are used against him; Maggie and Acosta fear that their pasts are affecting the present; and the killer tries to drive a wedge between Audrey and Emma.
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