Why? With Hannibal Buress (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) — It’s week two of the “Hannibal Buress has his own show” experiment. He’ll probably be hilarious, and he’ll probably end a lot of his sentences with “man,” man. You should watch.
The Jim Gaffigan Show (TV Land, 10:00 p.m.) — Jim Gaffigan goes all Louie on TV Land with the help of Macaulay Culkin, Chris Rock and Michael Ian Black. If it’s half as good as his old stand-up specials, it’ll be worth a watch. Either way, please stop yelling “Hot Pockets” at the man.
The ESPYs (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — Joel McHale hosts the biggest sports awards show on the night when there aren’t any live professional sporting events while we all just cross our fingers hoping that Riley Curry is there.
MasterChef (FOX, 8:00 p.m.) — Tonight’s episode is “Rice Rice Baby,” but they don’t tout a cameo from musician, Surreal Life houseguest and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze actor Rob Van Winkle. So, presumably, the contestants are just gonna have to cook a bunch of rice.
Suits (USA, 9:00 p.m.) — A win is a win, unless you’re Mike and Zane, who apparently have different definitions of the word while working a case together. Meanwhile, Donna tells Louis about the best way to settle a feud. A duel, right? She tells him to have a duel?
Extant (CBS, 10:00 p.m.) — Julie deals with the consequences of going all Men in Black on Ethan’s memories, and Molly learns the horrible truth about what happened to her son.
Mr. Robot (USA, 10:00 p.m.) — Elliot must be listening to a lot of Brand New because the devil and God are raging inside him as he struggles to handle his inner dialogue while society tries to change the world.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: 50 Cent, Anders Holm and Father John Misty on Conan; Cat Deeley, Kid Cudi and Ed Cage and Nicole Paris on Corden; Amy Schumer, Ian McKellen and Alan Jackson on Fallon; Paul Rudd, James Anderson, Paula Pell and Anderson East on Meyers.