Celebrity Rehab (VH1) — Season premiere. Who cares.
The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo) — Boring.
BCS Championship Game: Alabama vs. Texas (ABC) — I guess I’ll watch it.
Community (NBC) — It’s a repeat.
Bear Whisperer (Animal Planet) — No one gets mauled. Don’t waste your time.
Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself (Comedy Central) — Hey, maybe he can take Jimmy Fallon’s “Late Night” gig on NBC.