It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FXX, 10:00 p.m.) – Tonight, three long years after bringing us the gang’s version of Lethal Weapon 5, It’s Always Sunny finally updates the story with Lethal Weapon 6. If it’s anything like last time, prepare to laugh and be forever haunted by something Danny Devito does.
South Park/Key & Peele (Comedy Central, 10-11:00 p.m.) – I really don’t know how many more ways I can tell you to watch (the freshly renewed) Key & Peele. It’s consistently one of the funniest half hours on television. My only complaint is that the show’s website only posts like two or three of the sketches from each episode, and they’re never the ones I want to share. WHY WON’T ALL TELEVISION SHOWS AND THEIR ONLINE PRESENCES CATER SPECIFICALLY TO ME AND MY COMEDIC SENSIBILITIES?
Arrow (CW, 8:00 p.m.) – The Mayor’s gang crashes Oliver’s “Cash for Guns” event and seriously injures Sin, which causes Canary to seek revenge. I have no idea what any of that means. Luckily, Gamma Squad has you covered.
American Horror Story: Coven (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – From TV Guide: “A long-standing truce between the Salem witches and Marie Laveau is threatened.” The Salem Witches and Marie Laveau sounds like the name of a righteous all-girl metal band.
Top Chef (Bravo, 10 p.m.) – So here’s the thing: tonight’s episode features the contestants preparing the food for Lea Michele’s Halloween party, which is fine, except for the fact that Top Chef probably filmed it a few months ago for production reasons. This means that Lea Michele threw a giant catered Halloween party in, like, August. It must have been so weird.
World Series Game 6: Cardinals at Red Sox (Fox, 7:30 p.m.) – Johnny Gomes’s beard is awful, all long and curly and wiry. I bet you could strip the paint off of a car with it. It fascinates me.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Ben Kingsley and Rob Delaney on Kimmel; Will Arnett and Clive Davis on Letterman; Drew Carey and Pamela Silva on Ferguson; Kim Kardashian and Abigail Breslin on Leno; Aziz Ansari and Minka Kelly on Fallon; and Johnny Knoxville, Casey Wilson, and Queens of the Stone Age on Conan.
I was considering checking in on Misfit’s final season, but not when Lethal Weapon 6 is on the docket.
Misfits got off to a decent start last week. It’s shaping up to be better than last season, thank god.
Oh, man, the scene where the supervisor walks in on Alex using his powers was just great.
That was hilarious, Greg is a fantastic character.
The Red Sox beards are so terrible, I would not be surprised if they handed out duck calls at the gates in Fenway tonight.
Kim Kardashian and Abigail Breslin on Leno? Jeez, it’s like one generation of fatty tissue passing the torch onto the next all within one hour.
Maybe the South Park guys should have just flushed last week’s delayed episode. That was shockingly terrible.
/makes note of the fact that Enrico is a goth kid that hates being confused for a vampire kid or an emo
This weeks episode was pretty damn funny. Can’t say that I enjoyed Lethal Weapon 6, though. Should have stopped at 5.
I liked it. The “No Way. NO WAAYY” joke had me rolling.
Talking ’bout the Goth vs. Emo episode.
What made the Top Chef episode even more awkward was that they had to edit out her now dead ex boyfriend…
Is anyone else having trouble getting into this season of AHS? I don’t know why it just hasn’t been very engaging. I think they brought the crazy a little too hard, too fast. I don’t need to see Precious get nailed by an undead Minotaur 4 episodes in, just don’t.
I had trouble getting into the first two seasons too, but eventually I was invested. Haven’t started this season yet though.
You have to let it wash over you. If you try to follow it like you would a regular show, you just get mired in the “Everything is happening all the time everywhere!” approach the writers seem to take. But if you kind of surrender to it, at some point you realize you’re hooked and you have no idea why or how. Like cocaine. Or Cheetos.