It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FXX, 10:00 p.m.) – Tonight, three long years after bringing us the gang’s version of Lethal Weapon 5, It’s Always Sunny finally updates the story with Lethal Weapon 6. If it’s anything like last time, prepare to laugh and be forever haunted by something Danny Devito does.
South Park/Key & Peele (Comedy Central, 10-11:00 p.m.) – I really don’t know how many more ways I can tell you to watch (the freshly renewed) Key & Peele. It’s consistently one of the funniest half hours on television. My only complaint is that the show’s website only posts like two or three of the sketches from each episode, and they’re never the ones I want to share. WHY WON’T ALL TELEVISION SHOWS AND THEIR ONLINE PRESENCES CATER SPECIFICALLY TO ME AND MY COMEDIC SENSIBILITIES?
Arrow (CW, 8:00 p.m.) – The Mayor’s gang crashes Oliver’s “Cash for Guns” event and seriously injures Sin, which causes Canary to seek revenge. I have no idea what any of that means. Luckily, Gamma Squad has you covered.
American Horror Story: Coven (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – From TV Guide: “A long-standing truce between the Salem witches and Marie Laveau is threatened.” The Salem Witches and Marie Laveau sounds like the name of a righteous all-girl metal band.
Top Chef (Bravo, 10 p.m.) – So here’s the thing: tonight’s episode features the contestants preparing the food for Lea Michele’s Halloween party, which is fine, except for the fact that Top Chef probably filmed it a few months ago for production reasons. This means that Lea Michele threw a giant catered Halloween party in, like, August. It must have been so weird.
World Series Game 6: Cardinals at Red Sox (Fox, 7:30 p.m.) – Johnny Gomes’s beard is awful, all long and curly and wiry. I bet you could strip the paint off of a car with it. It fascinates me.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Ben Kingsley and Rob Delaney on Kimmel; Will Arnett and Clive Davis on Letterman; Drew Carey and Pamela Silva on Ferguson; Kim Kardashian and Abigail Breslin on Leno; Aziz Ansari and Minka Kelly on Fallon; and Johnny Knoxville, Casey Wilson, and Queens of the Stone Age on Conan.
