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Paula Deen Y’all: 20 Internet-Approved Paula Deen Photoshops |UPROXX|
These Vintage Mad Men Playboy Covers Are Pretty F-ing Fantastic |UPROXX|
Rip Torn Bare-Knuckle Boxes Shirtless Dude in New They Might Be Giants Video |Film Drunk|
The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 10/3: A Blog Of No Confidence |With Leather|
‘The Simpsons’ May Finally Get Canceled |Warming Glow|
Four Loko Folds Under FTC Pressure, Updates Alcohol Content Warning |Smoking Section|
Pop Didn’t Eat Itself: Why Piracy Didn’t Destroy the Music Industry |UPROXX|
The Internet’s Reaction To Arrested Development’s Return: Day Two |UPROXX|
‘Playboy Club’ Wins Race to Be First Cancellation of the Season! |Warming Glow|
Kate Upton Is The Hottest Woman In The History Of The Circus |With Leather|
This guy took Wicker Man cosplay too far |Film Drunk|
Big Sister vs. Videobombing Little Brother |GorillaMask|
Now THAT Is Some Unfortunate Juxtaposition |NextRound|
Chris Christie’s Presidential Announcement (With Fat Cats) |Buzzfeed|
12-Year-Old Boy Turns Hero as he Thwarts Armed Robbery |Brobible|
Lightsaber Candlestick: The Force Burns Brightly with This One |Technabob|
9 Television Shows from the ’60s That Haven’t Been Made into Movies… Yet |Moviefone|
Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Bridesmaids That Might Make You Sh*t Your Pants |Pajiba|
Thomas Jane pretty much just said that as a struggling actor he’d have sex with men for sandwiches or something |FARK|
VIDEO BELOW: “All out of beer, but can I interest you in a cat instead?” — TheDailyWhat
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