“Everyone wants to do it and not think about the bad feces pudding.”
“At noon on Wednesday I’m gonna be leaving a watermelon-pineapple treasure inside of Liam Neeson.”
“If you refuse, I’ll haunt your prostate!”
I will never tire of these. Who’s next — Rick Santorum or Newt Gingrich?
(Via Bad Lip Reading’s Tumblr)