Have you ever thought your cat just wasn’t deadly enough? Good news, weirdo! Etsy seller Schnabuble has created cat battle armor from vegetable-tanned leather, and it even has the option to be used with a leash. Because if there’s anything a cat loves more than being shoved into clothing, it’s being put in clothing and then dragged by a leash.
The seller, who also makes Iron Man style Mark IV bracers and Game Of Thrones inspired coats, describes the cat battle armor:
Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor. The imposing torso section features several riveted, articulated plates and a terrifying rack of dorsal spines.
Just what my cat needs: more sharp things to scrape across my face while I’m sleeping. And at only $500, this armor pays for itself with all the free facial exfoliation treatments!
Although this isn’t the first time we’ve seen cat armor, it is the first time we’ve seen it for sale. Here are more pictures of Selani the confused cat in the leather armor.
More pictures (and cat armor!) available at Schnabuble. Hat tip to Kotaku and to their commenter Prayer Police for the Sophisticated Cat meme idea.