Celebrities have been giving themselves stage names since, well, pretty much as long as there have been celebrities. Norma Jeane Baker may not have found herself in front of many casting directors, but Marilyn Monroe? Now that’s the name of a star. Likewise, for every Stefani Germanotta, Aubrey Drake Graham, and Cherilyn Sarkisian, there’s a Lady Gaga, a Drake, and a Cher.
The subject of real celebrity names became a jokey meme this week however, when Twitter user @RidersOvRohan tweeted the following screen shot of a Google search for “what is ice cubes real name?”
i'm losing my FUCKING mind pic.twitter.com/3QEKh8DcwI
— rohan (@ridersovrohan) August 29, 2018
Okay now, very obviously, Ice Cube’s real name is not really Icelandic Cubicle (the gangsta rap founding artist was actually born the very un-gangsta sounding O’Shea Jackson), and this is clearly just a clever Photoshop. But as the tweet began to go viral, others replied with their own takes and the thing became a full blown meme.
Here is just a sampling of the funniest ones, starting with the great Cardi B:
— J̳o̳deci J̳o̳estar ★ (@NylesSan) August 30, 2018
— Maybe: baby 💋 (@flakita408) August 30, 2018
https://twitter.com/MikeLastname45/status/1034873697822224384
https://twitter.com/YovaniMunoz6/status/1035220534601150464
This is the best one pic.twitter.com/PPQPQ9Fdxd
— val team awesomesauce (@valerijayo) August 30, 2018
https://twitter.com/KhairuzArrif/status/1035198947206156289
(For what it’s worth, Benedict Cumberbatch was indeed born Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, because some things you can’t just make up.)
https://twitter.com/MashAllPotatoes/status/1035333261826961409
— ☆VON (@yeitszero) August 30, 2018
— jjjjj 🇵🇭 (@NuRivr) August 30, 2018
Yooooo 😭😭😭 they got T.I. pic.twitter.com/KdifmVmiGz
— 𝖕𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖔 (@PabloPiqasso) September 1, 2018
https://twitter.com/ghostrascal/status/1035046564035624960
For what it’s worth, it’s still not too late for Cardi B to start going by Cardigan Backyardigan. Kinda got a nice ring to it.
(Via Buzzfeed)