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Drug smugglers have always made unique attempts to try to get their illicit products from points A to B. As far as body cavities go, the rectum/groin area always seems to be the leading choice for the hiding of “the goods.” Police, though, have become wise to this region of the human body being used as a drug suitcase. So, in what has turned into a nasty-ass game of hide-and-seek, criminals have had to resort to other body parts as new stash spots. A recent example of this cat-and-mouse game occurred in China, where a man tried to trick authorities by using his uncircumcised manhood as his own personal drug wallet.
According to The Telegraph, Chinese transit police were running a routine sweep of a train headed from Beijing to Tibet, when they happened upon a peculiar acting fellow. Suspecting some possible illegal activity, the man was asked (forced) to take a urine test, which came up positive for morphine. After removing him from the train, authorities interrogated the passenger for a lengthy amount of time. The hot lights and hard questions eventually broke the strange man, as he ended up admitting to stashing a small bag of heroin in the fold of his uncut penis.
For this guy’s sake, I hope his last name isn’t Dong.
(via The Telegraph)