Hey, remember when everyone was making jokes about how Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, pee his name into concrete, and cure cancer with his tears (if only he would cry)? No one informed MrNorrisVideos that it isn’t 2005 anymore, and we’re all the better for it. His supercut, “Chuck Norris: The Movie,” pits international martial arts superstar Chuck Norris against formidable foes such as Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, ultra-creepy Chuck Norris at the 30 second point, and Chuck Norris.
Watch that and a couple more relevant videos below. Bonus points if you can make it through without suffering semantic satiation.
And for no reason at all, Chuck Norris with a jet pack…
I remember that day. It was the same day Walker told me I have AIDS.
(Hat tip and a hearty roundhouse kick to TheHighDefinite and Flavorwire.)