The ‘Dildo Selfie Stick’ Is Here To Help You Perfectly Capture Your ‘O Face’

News & Culture Writer
10.05.15

Want to take the perfect selfie while going to town with your favorite sex toy, but can never seem to get the angle right? Well, I am here with some game-changing news for you, friends: The “Dildo Selfie Stick” is now something that exists. As the woman with the interesting take on bangs in the above promotional video explains: “When it’s pleasure time, simply extend the Dildo Selfie Stick, and get down to business.” OKAY then!

At first, I thought that this had to be some sort of spoof, but with a little bit of what I like to call “investigative journalism,” I have found that the website for the product does indeed exist as well as a Twitter account that — at the time of this writing — has produced a single tweet.

No word yet on how you, yourself, can acquire one of these innovative contributions to the human race, as the website does not have any ordering information. I assume the dildo selfie stick is still in the promotional hype phase of it’s rollout — you know, where you get the masses all worked up into a frenzy before actually making the product available. That must be it.

(Via Styleite, H/T Kev)

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