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The ‘Dildo Selfie Stick’ Is Here To Help You Perfectly Capture Your ‘O Face’

Want to take the perfect selfie while going to town with your favorite sex toy, but can never seem to get the angle right? Well, I am here with some game-changing news for you, friends: The “Dildo Selfie Stick” is now something that exists. As the woman with the interesting take on bangs in the above promotional video explains: “When it’s pleasure time, simply extend the Dildo Selfie Stick, and get down to business.” OKAY then!

At first, I thought that this had to be some sort of spoof, but with a little bit of what I like to call “investigative journalism,” I have found that the website for the product does indeed exist as well as a Twitter account that — at the time of this writing — has produced a single tweet.

No word yet on how you, yourself, can acquire one of these innovative contributions to the human race, as the website does not have any ordering information. I assume the dildo selfie stick is still in the promotional hype phase of it’s rollout — you know, where you get the masses all worked up into a frenzy before actually making the product available. That must be it.

(Via Styleite, H/T Kev)

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