My fellow Americans, ask not what the porn industry can do for you, for they’ve already done it! The good folks at WoodRocket have created a patriotic masterpiece that will knock your hairpieces off. To honor Donald Trump on the orange-tinted heels of his stunning performance at the Fox News GOP debate, these illustrious porn producers have created allowed Trump to be great in his own porn parody.
Donald Tramp — The XXX Parody continues in the fine tradition of Hustler’s Who’s Nailin’ Palin? (2008). According to the film’s press release, “It’s Time to hump the Trump. There is no debate. Donald Tramp is a feel-estate mogul worth 10 billion orgasms!” The best part of this parody’s existence is how it will air — free of charge — at WoodRocket.com. The film stars Dick Chibbles as Trump and Trinity St. Clair as the Moderator. Some sample dialogue:
“I love women, except for the fat and ugly ones.”
“Now lets have sex, while I whisper racist comments in your ear.”
So much money. So much hair. So much raunchy goodness. Is it even possible to parody a human parody? No matter. Let’s hope they really nail Trump and feature Chibbles shouting, “You’re disgusting! You’re disgusting!”
Pleeease let there be a pizza delivery man named El Chapo.
(via WoodRocket)