As we inch ever closer to the presidential election in November, the need grows ever stronger for a timely and relevant Donald Trump porn parody. Oh sure, there was that other Trump porn parody from August of last year, but August of 2015 Donald Trump is a whole other beast compared to June of 2016 Donald Trump, who has now secured the Republican nomination.
Thankfully Pornhub is here with F*ck Trump, a porn parody made exclusively for the adult streaming service’s virtual reality platform, that puts the viewer in the driver’s seat — so to speak — giving them the opportunity to have sex with both Melania Trump and Sarah Palin. In the above fake “press conference” to publicize the parody, a reasonably decent Trump impersonator claims that “someone released — and I know who — a sex tape, of me. And it’s yuuuge.” Revealing the source to be none other than Pornhub, he states, “No one violates Donald Trump.”
But why would anyone want to have sex using the Donald’s presumably small manhood? Vice President of Pornhub Corey Price explains in a press release:
Whether it’s for his politics or amusing antics, people can’t seem to get enough of Donald Trump. To give people more of ‘The Donald,’ we have created a VR porn parody that satirically highlights his self-affirming demeanor through sexual interactions with his ‘wife’ and ‘Sarah Palin.’ It’s going to be huge — the best porn parody you have ever seen.
Welp, God bless America.
Here are some promotional stills from F*ck Trump, featuring adult actresses Subil Arch as Melania Trump and Brittany Amber as Sarah Palin:
(Via Pornhub)