On The Late Late Show Monday night, James Corden put on the above four minute long production of “Donald: The Musical” — a parody of the song “When I Grow Up” from the stage production of Matilda the Musical, featuring guests Tim Minchin playing mini Donald Trump, Ben Platt as Sean Spicer, Abigail Spencer in the role of a young Kellyanne Conway and Corden himself as Trump’s nefarious right-hand man Steve Bannon.
The whole sketch was pretty great, with Minchin’s Trump singing: “When I grow up / I will eliminate Obamacare, and replace it with — well I don’t care / if you choose to be sick you should just suck it up.” Spencer was also scathing as Conway, lyrically explaining “alternative facts” with: “When I grow up / if the facts don’t suit my narrative, I’ll just believe alternatives / ’cause otherwise my brain will blow up…”
In essence, the current administration in a nutshell. What Corden was probably not expecting was the unintended consequence of the sketch going viral, because by mid Tuesday morning the hashtag #DonaldTheMusical began trending on Twitter, as people riffed on the idea to come up wit their own Donald Trump themed musicals. Spoiler alert, though — because these all sound like pretty much the worst musicals ever.
https://twitter.com/RogueGinny/status/844208933128605697
https://twitter.com/donsid13/status/844188659872141312
https://twitter.com/cassandra17lina/status/844197727806341120
The Book of Moron #DonaldTheMusical
— Homie O'Stasis (@Gravitatas) March 21, 2017
#DonaldTheMusical
Putin Christ Superstar— cinnamon (@ithrah69) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/LaNaranjaMala/status/844198458789650432
https://twitter.com/LaNaranjaMala/status/844198583469510656
https://twitter.com/LaNaranjaMala/status/844199250548482048
https://twitter.com/LaNaranjaMala/status/844199019027030020
https://twitter.com/JCampbellVA75/status/844209085100769280
#donaldthemusical
Best Little Whorehouse in Moscow— DemosCat ππΊπΈπΊπ¦π§ (@DemosCat) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/Digital_Hobo/status/844202515013029888
https://twitter.com/TheRealJoeyBelz/status/844199904083939328
Guys and Russian Dolls #DonaldTheMusical
— IanKiar (@IanKiarrrrrrr) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/bdmtdesigner/status/844200293835399168
Donald and the Amazing, Technicolor, Bigly, Tremendous Repeal of the Dream Act #DonaldTheMusical
— Garen (@tsunanymous) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/discupcake/status/844217019863990272
Pussies. #DonaldTheMusical
— W.T. Martyn (@wtmartyn2) March 21, 2017
See people, this is what happens when you cut funding to the arts. While it may seem like all fun and games now, this could be a terrifying and shitty glimpse into the future.