Fred Willard Breaks His Porno Theater Jackoff Arrest Silence

As you’ve probably heard by now, the LAPD arrested hilarious old person Fred Willard last week for doing what I always thought people in porno theaters were expected to do (while a slew of violent crimes went unattended to, naturally) — an arrest that resulted in Willard being fired by PBS.

Since then the horny old Christopher Guest film favorite has remained silent — until this afternoon, that is, where he finally broke his silence via Twitter.

“Lousy film.” Never thought I’d ever read a Fred Willard porn film review, but life is strange. Now if he could only could have learned to use the internet for his porno needs as well none of this would have happened in the first place.

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