Twitter Users Revealed Celebrities’ Full Names And We’ll Never Look At Cardi B The Same Way Again

If you spent much time on Twitter over the holiday weekend, I’m sorry. But if you weren’t laid up with a twisted ankle like this writer, you may have missed out on a funny running joke making the rounds. People were photoshopping fake google results for the “real name” or “full name” of various celebrities, resulting in jokes like, “Cardi B‘s full name is Cardigan Backyardigan.”

This weekend wasn’t the first time jokes like this were made. Take these older tweets, for example:

https://twitter.com/colettelverity/status/1034570090371526656

But photoshopping fake google results is a more recent spin on the meme. As you can probably guess by now, people were joking primarily about the names of rappers, but some folks on Twitter occasionally revealed the original full names of non-rap musicians and actors as well. They shared Liam Neeson’s full name, for example:

And T Pain:

https://twitter.com/panconpenga/status/1035258970741587968

Post Malone:

DJ Khaled:

Ludacris:

The Weeknd:

T.I.:

Bow Wow:

https://twitter.com/dreamyonce3478/status/1034901019220758540

Snoop Dogg:

https://twitter.com/YovaniMunoz6/status/1035220534601150464

Machine Gun Kelly:

https://twitter.com/_kianablack/status/1034953365858512897

Trippie Redd:

https://twitter.com/SJPLDN/status/1035434548904030209

Lil Pump:

https://twitter.com/savannahj0nes_/status/1035375688671420416

Lil Uzi Vert:

Mac Miller:

https://twitter.com/savannahj0nes_/status/1035375785274617856

Quavo:

The Rock:

Jay Z:

https://twitter.com/MichaelRewel/status/1035328103994798080

Method Man:

Nas:

P Diddy:

50 Cent:

https://twitter.com/DoubleMyDolans/status/1035934732297662465

J. Cole:

https://twitter.com/lilycatherineee/status/1035903136781803520

Frank Ocean:

Ice Cube

Ice-T:

https://twitter.com/Cxrlittx/status/1035556852766044165

And this joke brought together the meme and Twitter’s obsession with “Despacito”.

Some of the names which were previously believed to be complicated enough as it is turned out to be even more tongue twisting:

And one guy — unlike all the others — elongated his name for clarity instead of shortening it: