The Boyfriend, pre-prank: “Oh man, my girlfriend is going to flip. She loved The Ring — and The Ring 2; I’ll have to talk to her about that later — so much when we watched it last week. She was so scared, and I’m SO going to use that to my advantage. I’ll wait until she inevitably falls asleep in front of the TV. Then, using this puppet replica I’ve spent weeks designing, I’ll have it pop out of the set and scare the bejesus out of her. She’ll find it so funny.”
The Girlfriend, post-prank: “GET ME THE F*CK OUT OF THIS HOUSE. WE’RE THROUGH.”