https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTeNN6UAzc
In case you haven’t noticed, if you’re over 30, the world no longer belongs to you. All your favorite films are being remade for a new audience, music sounds weird, the mall is a frightening hellscape filled with the judgy eyes of a thousand teenagers, and technological advances seem more excessive than exceptional.
That’s the bad news. The good news is that you can probably live in the shadows and fake your way through pop culture for a couple of decades without being noticed and ridiculed, but someone will eventually come along and record you as you try to make sense of what modern slang terms actually mean — as is the case with this Elite Daily video that merges a group of grandmothers and a batch of modern expressions that no grandmother should utter.
Here are a few examples:
“Im gonna include that in my sexting.”
“Odd dick.”
“I thought maybe it was something maybe you use to fix a vibrator”
“Check out my package.”
And my personal favorite: “Justin Beaver, he’s a f*ck boy.”
(Via Elite Daily)