In “I’m choosing to believe this story is real until proven otherwise” news, a bride-to-be in Spain got pregnant after having sex with a dwarf stripper during the greatest bachelorette party ever. Fast-forward nine months, when she believed the child was her husband’s, until oops, out popped a dwarf.
A Spaniard working as a dwarf stripper, who asked to remain anonymous, said: “I know colleagues working out of Valencia but I’m not aware of any of them getting involved in something like this. They’re mostly men in their forties and fifties and who’s going to want to sleep with a man that age. There must be about ten of us doing this line of work in Spain…I’m astonished at the idea someone’s fallen pregnant like this and the woman has managed to keep it a secret.” (Via)
Discovering your child isn’t actually yours right after your wife gives birth to him is embarrassing, though it’s still not as awkward as Tryion and Sansa’s wedding night.