“*knock knock*.”
“Who’s there?”
“Steve.”
“Steve who?
“Steve open this f*cking door, Tim, because we need to talk about the mayhem you caused on my Facebook wall. I just wanted to entertain you with a good ol’ knock knock joke. But nooooooo, you just HAD to make my phone explode with your rude comments and unassuming asides. We’re done being friends, Tim. That’s it.”
“…That is the worst knock knock joke I’ve ever heard.”
