It’s something every new couple that decides to live together must go through… a trip to Ikea. There’s even a 30 Rock episode about it. If you can survive that labyrinth of baby cribs and meatballs without killing each other, then you’re meant to be. Never press your luck, though, like the guy in the video above who explained, “We moved in together recently, so had to make the unavoidable trip to IKEA; I figured out how to get through there as quickly as possible.”
Puns, he means puns. Note how his girlfriend goes from mild amusement to fed-up annoyance to simply giving in by the end of the video. He better watch out, though. The next time he calls her a “SKÄNKA,” he’ll be going to Ikea by his lonesome, an experience you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy. Unless your worst enemy was a monkey.