Tucker Carlson has been having a real Mad Libs week. The Fox News host has spent multiple shows talking obsessively about Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s testicles. And on Wednesday he invited the guy who played “Goat Boy” on SNL a quarter century ago to talk about a public health crisis.
Over the weekend, Jim Breuer caught the public’s attention for the first time since leaving the longtime sketch show back in 1998. It wasn’t because of some belated comeback. It’s because he announced he was canceling some stand-up shows because the venues require proof of vaccination in the midst of a still a re-spiking pandemic.
In a lengthy, rambling video, the comedian repeatedly compared protecting from a highly transmissible disease to “segregation.” By so doing, he all but ensured that he would be a social media pariah. And, of course, appear on a show with a guy who promotes white supremacist conspiracy theories.
“I don’t want any of my fans forced to come laugh, and they gotta get a shot in them?” Breuer asked rhetorically. He said he’s mad that pointing out that unvaccinated people, who are clogging hospitals in areas that have been resistant to FDA-approved medication, are being referred to as “demons,” which is not what people are calling htem.
“You’re not going to tell me about my body. I know my body, I know my morals, I know my faith.” He then suggested one way to treat COVID is by eating fruit. He also at one point impersonated a seal.
For some, it was just another randomer-than-usual Tucker Carlson segment
i dunno i just think we're pretty much done as a country at this point pic.twitter.com/mG5ACDsTqS
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) September 16, 2021
Others could only focus on one thing: how far Goat Boy — the livestock-man character for which Breuer was most famous, and who simply bleated every couple seconds as he spoke — has fallen.
As goes Goat Boy, so goes the nation https://t.co/LiZHYOAFnr
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 16, 2021
Breuer looking mid-transformation into Goat Boy pic.twitter.com/g5QOtyUXr4
— AL (@adamlemm) September 16, 2021
https://twitter.com/_MsKilljoy/status/1438319436939866112
Just a reminder, this guy’s biggest achievement on SNL was Goat Boy pic.twitter.com/TxpEFIN0YB
— 🇺🇸Save Our democracy🇺🇸 (@KristiHans9) September 16, 2021
“I want to speak to the vaccine manager! I am Goat Boy, goddamnit!” pic.twitter.com/5aFwJLWJuH
— Todd Holloman (@todd_holloman) September 16, 2021
Uh oh. @HowardStern @sternshow Goat Boy needs an intervention. https://t.co/o3SPCayNK2
— Bonnie Somerville (@BonSomerville) September 16, 2021
Others thought Breuer was looking a bit haggard.
That face you make when the Goat Boy money ran out decades ago. pic.twitter.com/o2hLCrq0wU
— 💀DeathMetalViking💀 (@DeathMetalV) September 16, 2021
Time comes for us all, even the so-called Goat Boy https://t.co/HvZWtlHLKk
— Angelo Muredda (@amuredda) September 16, 2021
Others remembered that they never found Breuer to be all that funny.
I'd tell Jim Breuer to stick to comedy but people are suffering enough already https://t.co/FkgnLI5lEa
— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) September 16, 2021
Some had no idea who Jim Breuer is.
Tucker sure does have that dumb as a box of rocks look down, huh?
I have no idea who this other clown is, but he looks insane. https://t.co/0xTPypRyt4
— Khashoggi’s Ghost 🇺🇦🌻 (@UROCKlive1) September 16, 2021
Others focused on the strange (and also, by the way, inaccurate) medical advice.
“Eat more fruit, go to the gym.”
Welp, there you have it, America. Dr. Goat Boy has spoken. I can’t believe beating Covid is actually so easy!#DeepThoughtsFromUnvaccinated pic.twitter.com/qHpR2JAXJQ
— Ed Greenberger (@EdGreenberger) September 16, 2021
its no surprise tucker carlson is the highest rated show in cable news, i mean where else are you going to get valuable pandemic analysis from Nicki Minaj and Goat Boy in the same hour
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) September 16, 2021
Then again, at least this distracted Tucker from talking about other things.
Tucker Carlson didn't once bring up the California recall election results tonight.
Guess he was too busy talking about Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls for a third straight night and interviewing Goat Boy about his anti-vax stance to find time to mention it.
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) September 16, 2021