Sad news, everyone. Porn star Mia Malkova, from adult films such as My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend 18, Swallow This 30, and Meow! 3, had her vibrator quit on her. I’d imagine that being the vibrator of a porn star is much harder work than being the vibrator for a normal lady, though. Is there some kind of worker’s union for vibrators?
At any rate, Malkova shared the news on Twitter this morning:
My hitachi finally died… And let me just say I am truly depressed
— Mia Malkova (@MiaMalkova) April 6, 2015
Malkova is already shopping for a replacement, as she shared this item from her Amazon wishlist, which it appears someone has already purchased for her:
https://twitter.com/MiaMalkova/status/585081835241283584
What an amazing world we live in, that you can have a vibrator sent to a porn star and not get arrested or slapped with a restraining order or anything. Magical times, indeed. Via BroBible
And for more of what you may have missed on the web…
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