Remember, remember, the fifth of November.
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‘SNL’ Recap: Louis C.K. And Fun. |Warming Glow|
Christoph Waltz And The Muppets? Yes Please! |Film Drunk|
Ryan Lochte Wants You To Buy A Nissan, Bro |With Leather|
10 Songs Swizz Beatz Ruined |Smoking Section|
Sexy Friday Gets A Special Submission |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
The Best Fictional President |College Humor|
Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun |Daily What|
Scientific Reasons to Respect Light Beer |Mental Floss|
The Funniest Someecards Of The Week |HuffPost Comedy|
Seven Disney Villains You Might’ve Forgotten About |Unreality|
Honest Movie Trailers: The Amazing Spider-Man |High Definite|
Report claims L.A. porn stars have more STDs than Nevada prostitutes |Fark|
7 Celebrities Whose Taste in Romantic Partners Took a Complete 180 |Pajiba|
11 Reasons Why The NBA Is Going To Be Fun As Hell To Watch This Year |Buzzfeed|
Homeless Uncle Sam wants to tell you about his voting process conspiracy theory |Gorilla Mask|
Under Armor’s New Maryland Uniforms Make Me Hungry for Crab Cakes and Football |Brobible|
VIDEO BELOW: Realistic-looking raccoon toy wins a fight with a perturbed cat. |via SayOMG|
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