When we look back upon 2016, it will probably not be remembered as a banner year in the history of mankind. For one thing, we lost countless beloved artists and celebrities, including Prince, David Bowie, Muhammad Ali, Gene Wilder, and Garry Shandling, to name a few. It’s been the year of Donald Trump’s inexplicable rise to political power, securing the Republican nomination for President of the United States of America — although whether or not he actually gets elected is still another matter entirely. Global warming has been in full swing, as 2016 has been one of the hottest years on record, with July being the single hottest month in recorded history.
2016 has been the year of countless mass shootings, police shootings, terror attacks, natural disasters, the Zika virus, Brexit, Harambe, and so on and so forth. But even after all that, can things get even worse in the last four months? Sure they can! As such, the hashtag #Make2016Worse is currently trending on Twitter, as users attempt to conceive how things can possibly go downhill from here.
Brace yourselves for some of the most nightmare-inducing ways we can close out this godforsaken year. And hey, maybe this doesn’t make 2016 look so bad, after all.
Parasite wipes out cocoa beans bringing an end to chocolate 😱
#Make2016Worse pic.twitter.com/m69Kh3iXua— Wickanne (@wickanne) September 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/wickedfedora/status/771348157787545600
https://twitter.com/kauffeemann/status/771349242929516545
It has been decided that Trump and Hillary are to be Co-Presidents. #Make2016Worse
— Big Jerk (@biggestjerkhere) September 1, 2016
Harambe is cloned. Immediately run over by a millennial playing Pokemon Go while driving. #Make2016Worse
— CCP IS ASSHOE (@CCPISASSH0E) September 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/ryanfield/status/771368085198602241
All the celebrities die except Bieber. #Make2016Worse
— Seth Goodtime (@SethGoodtime) September 1, 2016
The Zombie Apocalypse Happens and There is No Darryl… Just a Bunch of Negans #Make2016Worse @MilesOfHashtags
— JK Callaway (@jkCallawayYAY) September 1, 2016
Creed to release 6 cd box set of unreleased tracks, will be featured artist for @SuperBowl #Make2016Worse
— Messiah Of Meh (@MessiahOfMeh) September 1, 2016
#Make2016Worse Nickleback puts out a new album
— That Girl (@whoulooknat) September 1, 2016
(We’re sensing a pattern, here.)
https://twitter.com/ThisIsDrewAdams/status/771387196804857856
Firefly gets renewed, and the whole cast is killed on the plane flight back to the studio #Make2016Worse
— Miles of Hashtags (@MilesOfHashtags) September 1, 2016
Michelle Obama outlaws tacos and pizza in order to fight childhood obesity #Make2016Worse
— What the world is thinking (@EarthsOpinions) September 1, 2016
#Make2016Worse Trump gets a Netflix series
— Laurie Crosswell (@lauriecrosswell) September 1, 2016
Disco makes a HUGE comeback #Make2016Worse
— Bravo Golf Lima (@Benjamin_G_Lund) September 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/Philip_R_Moon/status/771386119069900800
NOOOOOOOOOO! That last one would truly be tragic. You’re mankind’s only hope, Netflix.