In his rise to become the GOP’s runner up presidential candidate, Ted Cruz has been speculated to be a lot of things: Stryper lead singer, Zodiac killer, and soup fiend. But perhaps no comparison has been so apt as the one that’s surfaced this week, from a Maury episode that aired Monday titled “5 Men Tested… Will I Find My Daughter’s Father Today?” A screenshot from the episode began floating around the internet when people started noticing that the special lady in question bears more than a passing resemblance to our favorite creepy Christian candidate. Even Maury picked up on it, posting the image to the show’s Instagram account yesterday:
And of course Twitter has been having a field day with it:
https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/722471458119802880
https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/722585747048439808
I seriously can't stop laughing over the Cruz look alike on Maury
— TEB (@TEB2350) April 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/Nehruvisn/status/722307419242504192
https://twitter.com/SkrongpakShawty/status/722762957822816256
https://twitter.com/Wyattmendel/status/722202662083670017
Ted Cruz has let himself go a bit. pic.twitter.com/KVi842tWlY
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) April 19, 2016
Rough night for Ted Cruz. He gets crushed in New York primary & busted for doing Maury Povich in drag. pic.twitter.com/1Vx98ymH4r
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 20, 2016
Woman on Maury Povich show looks like Ted Cruz in drag!! I'd vote for her (whomever she is) before him. pic.twitter.com/d27t8Mgu01
— Richard Jackson (@rtjacksonPLCT) April 20, 2016
I'm fairly certain that it's only in America that I would read "Ted Cruz in drag on Maury" as a headline. why? Why?? WHY???
— LoominNaughty 🦉💙⚓️🇺🇸⛳️ (@DigitalChick73) April 20, 2016
Either way, we think a DNA test is very much in question, and it ain’t to find out who the father(s) of this lady’s kid are.