What. No. It can’t be real. It…it just can’t be. YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL. The Oreo was as perfect a creation as any, right up there with equally transcendent black and white cookie, especially Double-Stuffed Oreos, but no, you had to play God. As “shslvalkyrie” points out:
aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SH*T. THIS IS A PIECE OF SH*T. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS F*CKING BULLSH*T. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH F*CKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO F*CKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SH*T THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS F*CKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. F*CK THIS, AND F* CK YOU MOREOS (Via)
THANKS OBAMA.
White (and black-colored dessert) riot.
(Via) (H/T @Filmdrunk)