This Lovely Model Is Traveling The World With Her Poop Emoji Pillow, Mr. Fecal

Want to feel super-jealous of an inanimate object in the shape of a smiling turd?

Well, put on a comically large hat and read all about the adventures of Mr. Fecal and Nargis Fakhri, a famous model and actress who recently received a poop emoji pillow as a present. Since that #blessed day two months ago, Fakhri, who will soon appear in Paul Feig’s Spy, has traveled all over the globe, including Mumbai and Kenya, with her lucky Mr. Fecal in tow.

It’s the crappiest love story since every Nicholas Sparks book.

(Via: BuzzFeed)