Technotronic should send a thank you card and gift certificate to the Gap to the dancing queen in mom jeans in the video above, who’s doing her best to bring back “Pump Up the Jam.” And boy does she ever pump up said jams — that dead-arm shuffle is inspired. I don’t know who you are, Bowl Cut J-Law, and I have no idea why you’re dressed like 1994, even though this clip was filmed only a short time ago, but good on you. Jo Bogaert could use the press.