“Watch A Topless Woman In A Thong Go On A Rampage Inside A McDonald’s, Then Stop To Chug Ice Cream” had everything one wants in an Internet video: a nearly-naked lady, thongs, the word “rampage,” McDonald’s, and ICE CREAM. But it was missing something: an answer as to why did said topless woman go on said McDonald’s rampage? Well, now we know, thanks to Fox 13 News.
PPPD identified the woman as Sandra Suarez, 41. Officers say the tirade came after a McDonald’s employee turned down Suarez’s offer of oral sex in the parking lot.
Suarez was taken to Northside Hospital as a precaution, but police said doctors determined she wasn’t under the influence of drugs or alcohol. She was charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest, then was released on $7,000 bond. Reached by FOX 13’s Steve Nichols on Tuesday, the mother of two blamed the tirade on bipolar disorder and she does not remember much of it. (Via)
She should have gone with the Brain Freeze Defense. All that ice cream, none of the memories.
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