In “America, F*CK YEAH” news, an American friend of Redditor “TruthGoliath,” who is Canadian, made a Canada Day cake for his buddy. It looked to be a nice, simple, delicious looking desert, proudly bearing the red-white-and-leaf, but us Americans, we’re crafty folk. How else to explain how we convinced tens of millions of people to watch Caroline in the City in the 1990s? Once “TruthGoliath” cut into the cake, he saw the REAL truth…
Don’t mess with America, Canada, even though you never have, except for when you tried to make the Tragically Hip happen.