C-SPAN dorks are finally rewarded. FILIBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Enough pic.twitter.com/JqveJb7Jbf
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
Thanks to Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy and his allies, Wednesday evening in Washington, D.C. became one of the most talked about topics on social media. That’s because Murphy, Cory Booker, Elizabeth Warren, and many other Senate Democrats held the floor with a seemingly endless gun control filibuster that came to an end around 2 a.m. ET. Why? To close a legal loophole exposed by Saturday’s mass shooting at a gay nightclub in Orlando that allows suspected terrorists to purchase firearms in the United States. Their efforts worked in the end, and the team behind Full Frontal with Samantha Bee followed every step of the process with a fantastic live tweet.
Bee made waves earlier this week on Monday, when her passionate (if not vitriolic) take on the immediate partisan response to the Orlando attack went viral. So it should come as no surprise that the “C-SPAN dorks” behind the scenes at Full Frontal were all over Murphy’s filibuster as soon as it began.
Many of their first tweets concerned Murphy himself:
Sorry, Commerce, Justice, and Science Appropriations bill for fiscal year 2017 — Looks like you’re getting full-on Murphied! #Enough
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
Sen. Chris Murphy’s stance on gun violence is as unflappable as his immaculate hair. #Enough
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
If this goes on long enough, Murphy may become the first Senator to piss himself in Congress since Orrin Hatch did like an hour ago. #Enough
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
ALERT! Sen. Murphy has a hair out of place!
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
FALSE ALARM! It was just a stray cat hair on our TV screen. MURPHY COIF INTACT!
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
Yet they also highlighted many of the Connecticut politician’s fellow senators, including potential Hillary Clinton VP pick Warren:
I yield my panties to Sen. Warren. Passionate oration is the new sexy. #Enough
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
Jeanne Shaheen puttin’ the “blaze” in “blazer”! #Enough pic.twitter.com/RpjlrZzoUn
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
Sen. King you can talk to us all night. #LoveThatVoice #Enough
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 16, 2016
Is Booker/Murphy the best bromance of the year? #Enough
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 16, 2016
And offered other viewers ideas for a filibuster drinking game:
Filibuster drinking game rules:
1. Drink any time anyone says “distinguished gentleman.”
2. Call an ambulance.— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
Filibuster drinking game rule #3: Finish your drink if someone says “President Pro Tempore." #Enough
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
Yet it was the Full Frontal team’s snark that stole the show. Most of it was directed either at the media:
.@MSNBC making cable news history by using a never before seen count-up clock. #Enough pic.twitter.com/KYVFN4RucI
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
.@CurtisHouck Transcription is the sincerest form of flattery. Kisses. https://t.co/xlvF2PK9V4
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 16, 2016
If a filibuster demands common sense gun laws for 5 hours, but CNN is just airing aerial shots of parking lots, does it make a sound?
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
If CNN's staff mentions us covering the filibuster, does that count as CNN covering the filibuster? #Enough https://t.co/3NDB84ym2D
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 16, 2016
Or gun advocates, like that guy who used to play for the Amboy Dukes:
NRA holds emergency meeting to see if there’s a grade lower than “F” they can give Gillibrand. G minus? #Enough
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
9 out of 10 Americans are for tighter gun laws? Here's that douchebag holdout: pic.twitter.com/Mzjwh88v2I
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
I hope whichever bar the Republican senators are in right now has the TV tuned to C-SPAN2. Cuz this WILL be on the fucking quiz. #Enough
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 15, 2016
The @SenateGOP response to the filibuster (or gun violence) #Enough pic.twitter.com/4YkCKJhFLj
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 16, 2016
Sorry you missed class today, @SenateGOP, but you can borrow our notes. #Enough pic.twitter.com/Ch247YUQnC
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 16, 2016
Lotta empty chairs. Where are the absent senators? #Enough
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 16, 2016
Though the definitive highlight of Full Frontal‘s live tweet came when they tried to order pizza for the filibustering senators just before 10 p.m. ET:
Sending @Seamless. What do you want on your 37 pizzas? #filibuster pic.twitter.com/Y2G3JBgyIA
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 16, 2016
.@SenateDems Called Cloakroom, they said no thanks to pizza. We’ll check again at breakfast time. #Enough
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 16, 2016
Hey, at least they offered!
Hour 11. How do the Democrats keep going? #Enough pic.twitter.com/V4aOgqFKCT
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) June 16, 2016
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