In the most important Gender Wars development since men and women agreed that the Gender Wars video game is terrible, science has finally proved itself useful and answered an important question: does pushing a giant baby head through your downstair’s hole hurt more than getting kicked in the balls? (Let me hear the ladies say, “Mmmmhm.”)
The video below was put together by ASAP Science, and they do a good job of explaining how the THIS F*CKING HURTS experience depends on numerous immeasurable factors, like mood, personal pain threshold, etc. Meaning, there’s no “correct” answer, though all us fellas know which one’s right. *high fives bro* *kicks him in the nuts*