A University of Iowa student who serves as “New Member Educator” for the Chi Omega sorority, 20-year-old Jestine Rands, thought she’d educate the floor of a frozen yogurt shop last Saturday night by urinating all over it. Employees of Yotopia — which claims to be “Iowa City’s Original FroYo” — called police around 7 p.m. when Rands drunkenly relieved herself.
When cops arrived, they witnessed quite the spectacle.
Rands, cops reported, smelled of booze, was “slurring her speech,” and had “bloodshot watery eyes.” Rands, who had an empty flask that smelled of alcohol, allegedly gave cops false information, claiming that her driver’s license was actually that of a friend.
Instead of walking away with a free refill, Rands landed an arrest and was charged with misdemeanor public intoxication.
I don’t know if it’s something in the water or if University of Iowa chicks just really like to have a good time, but the day before Rands’ arrest, another sorority on campus, Alpha Phi, was suspended after a Bid Day performance of Silentó’s “Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)” with the lyrics cleverly changed to revolve around binge drinking. For example: “Now watch me chug, now watch me shotgun. Now watch me chug, chug, now watch me black out.” Cute.
Unfortunately, they didn’t include any lyrics about peeing on the floors of froyo shops. It is a different sorority, after all.
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