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The Best Of The 2012 Drake University Beautiful Bulldog Contest |With Leather|
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The Definitive List of the 20 Worst TV Theme Songs of All Time |Warming Glow|
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Pizza Hut Unveils Latest Culinary Abomination: Cheeseburger Crust Pizza |UPROXX|
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Mark Wahlberg Undercover, Jake Busey vs. Underground Nazis |Film Drunk|
Watch A 60-inch Vertical Box Jump Through The Lens Of A Camera Phone From 1995 |With Leather|
Bubble Watch: Which Of Your Favorite Shows Will Be Sh–canned? |Warming Glow|
The Carlton Banks Flash Mob |High Definite|
26 Comedians Who Are Smarter Than You |HuffPo|
27 Yoga Positions Demonstrated By Animals |Buzzfeed|
Complete Idiot vs. Weirdest “Stunt” Ever |CollegeHumor via GorillaMask|
More Awesome Behind the Scenes Shots from Famous Movies |Unreality|
How the internet banded together to destroy a successful Korean rapper |Fark|
Guy with No Arms Does Incredible ‘Call Me Maybe’ Cover on the Drums |Brobible|
Valve New Employee Handbook: If a Job Sounds Too Good to Be True, It’s a Job at Valve |Technabob|
VIDEO BELOW: THE FLOOR IS LAVA. |via Arbroath|
[Pictures via Pleated-Jeans and Steven Daily.]