This Tater Tot-Barfing Dog Is The Vine You Need To See Today

This dog named Ralph is like the worst criminal ever. If you’re going to steal your human’s tater tots, then fine! He’s a dog, that’s what they do. But why would he not just eat them outright instead of keeping them in his mouth like he’s storing them for winter? I have it on good authority that tater tots do not hold up in a warm, damp environment. This dog makes no sense whatsoever.

Yet, this Vine possibly says more about Ralph’s owner. You are a grown-ass man. Why do you have tater tots in the first place? Is the next course chicken nuggets? Shame. Shame all around.