The Crazy Lady Caught Stealing Rhubarb Is A Real-Life Roz From ‘Monsters Inc.’

Minus Roz’s charm, that is.

There’s a lot I need to know about the woman in the video below, which comes from Reddit, namely: “Where’s your name, bitch?” Also, when she says her lawnmower was stolen by a pig, does she mean an actual pig or a cop or something far more racist? Did she learn “alley property” from her lawyer, Charlie Kelly? Is the other lady a “f*cking lezzie,” honey bun? I have more questions about life after watching this video than before, but I don’t care — it was totally worth it, just for “YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO COOK ANYWAY.”

(Via Reddit)