As you may or may not be aware (probably the latter), Mark Wahlberg has a new action flick coming out today, and since I have a bit of a love-hate thing going with Marky Mark it seemed like a good time to explore it via crude venn diagramming. For every Departed and The Fighter there’s a Max Payne, Entourage, and an instance of the dude taking himself way too seriously, so it’s important to maintain a rigid ‘never forget’ regimen when considering all things Wahlberg.
The career path is equal parts amusing and spectacular. I’m not sure I had full appreciation for the spectacular side until I made this graphic. Finding other celebs who’ve nailed down just a single cross-section was quite the challenge. Going four circles proved to be an impossibility due to the lack of underwear models opening up burger joints. Wahlberg, you son of a b*tch, there’s no denying you’re some sort of MTV-era renaissance man, which I’m sure makes Danny DeVito proud.
It’s weird so many UPROXX readers remembered Nelly’s Sean John underwear modeling days even before I provided a link.