The Raptor Is Coming, And So Are Musical Vaders And Links

71 Ridiculous And Insane Craigslist Ads [Uproxx]

The Costumed Crazies of the 100th Annual Bay To Breakers 12K Race [WithLeather]

Headline of the day: “Steven Seagal Asks for Vladimir Putin’s Support in Immortality Research” [Filmdrunk]

From Soviets to Sharks: How Seven TV Channels Changed Their Identities [WarmingGlow]

The Secret Service tweets disdain for Fox News [Uproxx]

Mr. Ghetto Teaches Us How To Freak At Walmart [TSS]

TV Execs Get An Unwelcome Visitor At Their Annual Upfronts [KSK]

Is Locomotive Curt the Next Big White Boy Rapper? [Brobible]

More Gorgeous Rainbow Hair [Buzzfeed]

Top 10 Ugliest Mistresses [TheUrbanDaily]

A Useful Guide to Selecting Your Multiple Wives [TSJ]

The Comic Book History of Professor Xavier & Magneto [Moviefone]

LSU To Honor Shaq with Life-Sized Bronze Statue on Campus [HoopDoctors]

Famed astrophysicist Mike Seaver gives Stephen Hawking the Boner Stabone treatment [Fark]

Jon Stewart Can’t Resist Making Fun of the Schwarzenegger Scandal (video) [TVSquad]

VIDEO BELOW: Darth Vadar (Jonathan Arons) plays trombone and salsa dances.  Of course.  [via HYST]

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