71 Ridiculous And Insane Craigslist Ads [Uproxx]
The Costumed Crazies of the 100th Annual Bay To Breakers 12K Race [WithLeather]
Headline of the day: “Steven Seagal Asks for Vladimir Putin’s Support in Immortality Research” [Filmdrunk]
From Soviets to Sharks: How Seven TV Channels Changed Their Identities [WarmingGlow]
The Secret Service tweets disdain for Fox News [Uproxx]
Mr. Ghetto Teaches Us How To Freak At Walmart [TSS]
TV Execs Get An Unwelcome Visitor At Their Annual Upfronts [KSK]
Is Locomotive Curt the Next Big White Boy Rapper? [Brobible]
More Gorgeous Rainbow Hair [Buzzfeed]
Top 10 Ugliest Mistresses [TheUrbanDaily]
A Useful Guide to Selecting Your Multiple Wives [TSJ]
The Comic Book History of Professor Xavier & Magneto [Moviefone]
LSU To Honor Shaq with Life-Sized Bronze Statue on Campus [HoopDoctors]
Famed astrophysicist Mike Seaver gives Stephen Hawking the Boner Stabone treatment [Fark]
Jon Stewart Can’t Resist Making Fun of the Schwarzenegger Scandal (video) [TVSquad]
VIDEO BELOW: Darth Vadar (Jonathan Arons) plays trombone and salsa dances. Of course. [via HYST]
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