No one tells a good (bad) dad joke like a guy in an American flag tie.
That’s the lesson I took away from the video above, in which an airline captain uses travelers literally being trapped in a metal box as an excuse to try out his best I Dream of Jeannie material. It’s terrible, but charmingly so, especially when he says, “The old folks get it,” while being toasted with a beer by the unseen cameraman. Don’t quit your day job (of not CRASHING A PLANE AND KILLING EVERYONE).