https://youtu.be/pWXDqg896W0
This grandma has ALL THE FEELS when she hears about her granddaughter’s lesbian relationship for the very first time. And it’s nothing short of spectacular.
From stunned and traumatized to genuinely perplexed about how two lesbians can anatomically be together, she is just getting her mind blown to kingdom come. Although the clip’s only three minutes long, there’s an endless amount of priceless grandma quotes to take note of. Here are some of my favorites:
(And, yes, I had to capitalize them all — they are just that good.)
“YOU JUST KISS ON THE LIPS? THAT IS BULLSH*T AND YOU KNOW IT!”
“WHAT IS THIS SECRET THING THAT YOU DO?”
“YOU KISS HER HOLE!”
“I NEVER HEARD OF THIS IN MY LIFE…”
“SHE PUTS HER TONGUE IN THERE?”
“IF A WOMAN TOUCHED MY TITS, I’D SLAP HER IN THE FACE.”
Also, don’t miss grandma’s lovely memory about sex “back in the day”, which involved, and I quote, just “one hole.”