Show me a kid who has seen his parents having sex and I’ll show you $50,000 in therapist’s bills.
It’s every kid’s worst nightmare, really. The image of your parents in passionate lovemaking is not something you soon forget. But what if you accidentally stumbled on something worse. Much, much worse. Like your mom experimenting with another woman, and a man who wasn’t your father.
Sure, this sounds like something out of a bad porn or a Penthouse forum. In this case however the story was told by a reddit user.
As always, take these stories with a grain of salt:
Alright. 10 minutes ago I was doing my mom a favor by taking all personal files from my mom’s old computer, to her new one. Nothing special, she has zero clues about technology. Thing is, she specifies what she want to send to her new computer. She said “movies” so i go onto the movies folder to throw the movies over to the USB. Thing is, it’s a very old computer, so i doubletap to go into the folder. Accidentally open the first video, sees my mom in a threeway with her ex boyfriend and another lady friend that I grew up with. All of this while my mom’s SO watches right beside me. Quickly closes the computer and I quickly walk out of the living room, with the husband being completely silent and my mom doesn’t understand what just happened. I’m currently in my room listening to music.
User Ecacoin goes on to say that he only clicked because there were two partitions on the hard drive and he had to check which one had files. Which, OK, that seems like a plausible excuse. Not like he thought his mom was dumb enough to store her amateur porn under the “movies” folder.
While we’re on that subject, porn – amateur or otherwise – goes under the “work” folder. With a password. Or encrypted if that’s your thing. But I digress.
This kid’s eventually going to see his mom and her special friend (a 45-year-old Brazilian woman) in the same room together and, wow, that’s gonna be awkward. He should probably record that moment, you know, for the Internet’s amusement.