What do you get the couple that’s got everything? They’ve already got a nice apartment full of knick-knacks, a near-endless supply of cookies, and 66 years of married bliss. And they’re your grandparents, so a gift card just seems kind of impersonal. That’s why Ethan Cole — who knows that experiences are more important than tangible items — gave his grandparents two special things: a meeting with a dominatrix and her gimp and a YouTube video for them to watch when the nights get a little cold.
The video, which features Cole’s grandparents meeting Barb (the best name for a dominatrix ever and one I would choose if I were going into the profession) and Bob (her submissive) is both safe for work and absolutely adorable. Sure, your boss might wonder why you’re watching elderly people hitting a guy in a leather hood for two minutes, but they won’t be able to resist the charm of these grandparents. Plus, it’s good for the circulation!
Of course, no good “grandparents meet professional dom” video would be complete without a mention of Hitler (the guy Cole’s grandpa hates most of all!) and a scene in which the submissive gets a chance to take off his hood and engage in some pleasant after-care while munching on (probably) home-made cookies.
“I really like the apartment,” Bob says as he eats his biscuit.
Same.