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This Craigslist Ad For Free Nationals Playoff Tickets For A Threeway Is Likely Fake


An unnamed 24-year old Nationals fan is giving away his Game 1 tickets to two ladies who will sleep with him at the same time.


The Winners And Losers Of The 2014 Surf City Surf Dog Competition


Sixty-five dogs hit the waves off Huntington Beach to help raise more than $6,000 for various dog charities.


The Dark Lord Himself Is Now Endorsing Nic Cage’s Kirk Cameron Remake

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The newest promotional still for the 'Left Behind' remake features a zany quote from Satan.


Donald Glover Has Joined ‘Magic Mike XXL,’ Which Is Now Basically ‘The Expendables’ Of Dong-Shaking

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The plot for 'Magic Mike XXL' has finally been revealed, as Donald Glover and others have also joined the road trip stripper comedy.

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Some People In London Signed Away Their First Born Children For Free WiFi

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How many Londoners accidentally gave away their first born children for WiFi? About six too many.

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Lena Dunham Changed Her Mind And Will Pay The Performers On Her Book Tour

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After some controversy began to brew over her not paying artists on her book tour, Lena Dunham promised that they'll all be compensated.


Listen To All Of The Different Voices Used For Rocket Raccoon In Recent Years

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This supercut allows us to finally decide which of Rocket Raccoon's voices from recent years is our favorite.

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Larry David Hasn’t ‘Given Up Hope’ For A New Season Of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’

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Despite not having plans or ideas for another season of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' Larry David isn't ruling out an eventual ninth season.


Kevin Smith Has His Funding For ‘Clerks III’ Because ‘Tusk’ Was A ‘Success’

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Despite a very light performance at the box office thus far, Kevin Smith claims 'Tusk' has earned his funding for 'Clerks III.'

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Celebrate National Coffee Day With A Brief But Perky Ranking Of Fast Food Java

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Which fast food joints and chains have the best coffee? Get ready to debate our rankings for National Coffee Day.


A Woman Is Suing Disney For Stealing Her Life Story For ‘Frozen’

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Isabella Tanikumi is suing Disney for $250 million over accusations that 'Frozen' told the same story of her autobiography.

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Meet Vino, The Man Who Is Eating Nothing But Olive Garden Pasta For 49 Days

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Known only as Vino, this food critic is pursuing his 'life's goal' of eating nothing but Olive Garden pasta for seven weeks.


‘Total Divas’ Episode Recap: Sometimes The Toilet Just Won’t Ever Flush

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On this week's episode of 'Total Divas,' Nattie shockingly passed Eva Marie for the title of Worst Person on this Series.


The Anti-Gillys: 20 ‘SNL’ Characters We Never Got Tired Of Seeing

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Recurring characters on "SNL" are fine, so long as they're not Gilly.


Benedict Cumberbatch Has The Hardest Time Saying The Word Penguin


During the BBC Two nature series 'South Pacific,' narrator Benedict Cumberbatch just couldn't seem to pronounce the word penguin.


‘Sexy’ Olaf From ‘Frozen’ Is A Halloween Costume, If That’s Your Thing

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The online lingerie and sexy costume retailer Yandy is selling some costumes that seem to be right out of 'Frozen.'


Conan O’Brien Continues His Torment Of Jordan Schlansky In Couples Counseling

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Conan O'Brien decided to take his associate producer Jordan Schlansky to couples counseling, much to our delight.

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A Kentucky Law Firm Turned To Master P For A Celebrity Endorsement

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The Winton and Hiestand Law Group in Louisville has a viral video hit on its hand, thanks to a ringing endorsement from... Master P?

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Bill S. Preston, Esq. Says That ‘Bill And Ted 3′ Is Actually Happening

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Fans of 'Bill and Ted' can rejoice, because Alex Winter says that he and Keanu Reeves are eventually returning to the big screen.

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