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Palin family brawl

New Palin Family Brawl Audio Suggests Track Palin Wants It Known That He’s A Totally-Not-Gay Badass

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In new audio released by the Anchorage Police Department, a very drunk Track Palin described how his family's 'brawl' went down.

WILL SMITH

Will Smith Is Bringing ‘Hitch’ To Fox As A Workplace Sitcom

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In addition to 'Monster in Law,' Fox is now developing a sitcom based on the 2005 romantic comedy 'Hitch.'

BETWEEN TWO FERNS

Brad Pitt Stops By ‘Between Two Ferns’ For Its Most Wonderfully Awkward Interview Yet

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Zach Galifianakis has outdone himself in his latest episode of 'Between Two Ferns,' which features Brad Pitt and another surprise guest.

Ebola

The Hottest Selling Toy This Holiday Season? A Plush Ebola Virus.

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Giant Microbes claims that it has seen a huge spike in the sales of its stuffed Ebola educational toys.

NIKKI BENZ

Watch Porn Star Nikki Benz Convince Old People Why She Should Be Toronto’s Mayor

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In her quest to replace Rob Ford as the mayor of Toronto, adult film actress Nikki Benz is creatively going after the elderly voters.

HOO BOY THAT'S RACIST

This San Francisco Tour Guide Lets Chinatown Know How She Really Feels

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This video shows an awful San Francisco tour guide unleashing a racist rant over everything she hates about Chinatown.

iphone 6

An Arizona Man’s iPhone 6 ‘Exploded’ In His Pocket And Set His Pants On Fire

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After a bumpy rickshaw ride, an Arizona man's iPhone 6 caught fire in his pocket, burning a hole in his pants leg and leaving him wounded.

bad teachers

A Washington DC Teacher Was Arrested On Her First Day For Having Sex With A Student

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Another day, another THREE news stories about teachers sleeping with their underage students.

actual cannibal shia labeouf

The ‘Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf’ Meme Comes Full Circle In An Amazing Live Performance

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Rob Cantor revived his 'Shia LaBeouf' song and the 'Actual Cannibal' meme with an amazing stage performance.

Miller High Life

Someone Stole A Huge Truck Full Of Miller High Life From An Orlando Truck Stop

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A teary-eyed driver told the local news that his truck full of Miller High Life had been stolen from a truck stop in Orlando.

MICK FOLEY

Mick Foley Is Recording A Christmas Album With Shooter Jennings

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In addition to his upcoming Santa Claus documentary, Mick Foley has teamed up with Shooter Jennings to record a spoken word Christmas album.

DO US A FLAVOR

The Winner Of This Year’s Lay’s ‘Do Us A Flavor’ Contest Is ‘Wasabi Ginger’

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A New Jersey nurse is $1 million richer for her idea for a new flavor of Lay's chips - Kettle Cooked Wasabi Ginger.

#Florida

Politicians In South Miami Want South Florida To Become Its Very Own State

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A resolution passed by South Miami politicians would turn South Florida into the 51st state.

FEMINISM

Watch These ‘Potty-Mouthed Princesses’ Shout F-Bombs To Fight Discrimination

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The people at FCKH8 had some young girls curse like sassy sailors to raise awareness for gender inequality.

meme watch

The Best And Worst Of The ‘More Americans Have (Insert Joke Here) Than Have Died From Ebola’ Meme

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Stop us if you've heard this one: Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift and Ebola walk into a bar, and become the most recycled jokes on Twitter.

KEANU REEVES

Which Keanu Reeves Character Would You Want On Your Side In A Bar Fight? An Analysis.

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From Johnny Utah to Jack Traven, let's examine which Keanu Reeves character we'd most want to have on our side when bad stuff goes down.

TOTAL DIVAS

‘Total Divas’ Episode Recap Pt. 2: Tyson Kidd Is Leaving Nattie And Taking The Cats

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On the second episode of 'Total Divas' this week, Eva Marie shuns everyone's kind words about her dad, because she's weird like that.

PRIMUS

Primus Is Giving Away Free Concert Tickets For Life With Its ‘Willy Wonka’ Tribute Album

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With the release of a cover album of the 'Willy Wonka' soundtrack, Les Claypool and Primus have hidden five golden records for fans to find.

AZIZ ANSARI

Aziz Ansari Gets Ridiculous With Grover To Tell Us The Word Of The Day

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The 'Parks and Recreation' star swings by Sesame Street to let Grover dress him up in a ridiculous chicken suit.

BEER PONG

A Beer Pong Match In Texas Got Ugly When The Losers Opened Fire

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Two men reportedly fired into a crowd at a party after they'd lost a game of beer pong.


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