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Did The ‘Parks And Recreation’ Writers Know That Chris Pratt Would Become One Of The Biggest Stars In The World?

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From the day he auditioned to the series finale, 'Parks and Recreation' star Chris Pratt always seemed like a guy destined for stardom.


‘Total Divas’ Recap: Poor Nattie Can’t Handle The Sexuality Of The Model Tyson Kidd

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On this week's 'Total Divas,' Nattie pushes Tyson Kidd to try modeling and then immediately takes it all back when other boobies show up.

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Today’s Unlikely Feud: HGTV’s Nicole Curtis And #PointerGate Mayor Betsy Hodges

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After a very old house was demolished in Minneapolis, 'Rehab Addict' host Nicole Curtis is trading Facebook shots with Mayor Betsy Hodges.


A Look Behind The Awesome Tribute To ‘Bullitt’ On This Week’s ‘Archer’

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The artists behind 'Archer' included an homage to the 1968 crime thriller 'Bullitt' in this week's episode, 'The Kanes.'

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Here’s The Trailer For ‘Superfast!’ The Latest So-Called Spoof From Seltzer And Friedberg

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Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg are back with 'Superfast!,' another collection of recycled jokes mocking the 'Fast and Furious' films.


‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ Is Way More Likable With The ‘Who’s The Boss?’ Theme

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How do you make a movie about scumbags ripping off innocent people more likable? Add the 'Who's the Boss?' theme song.

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Christina Aguilera’s ‘Sex And The City’ Impression Is Still Absolutely Perfect

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Seth Meyers had Christina Aguilera dust off her Kim Cattrall impression from a 2004 'SNL' sketch that she absolutely killed.


Check Out Aisha Tyler’s High School Photo That Inspired This Week’s ‘Archer’

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This amazing photo of Aisha Tyler's "awkward teen" years provides some background for Lana Kane on this week's 'Archer.'


Bill Lumbergh Makes His Triumphant Return In These New Ads For HipChat

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Atlassian is tapping into our love of 'Office Space' by bringing in Bill Lumbergh to sell us on HipChat.

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The Story Behind ‘Challenge Day,’ The ‘Parks And Recreation’ Episode That Never Happened

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In reflecting on the creation of 'Parks and Recreation,' the producers and writers discussed 'Challenge Day,' an episode that was never made.


Beyond The ‘Parks And Recreation’ Finale, Nick Offerman Has A Perfect Ending For Ron Swanson

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On the series finale of 'Parks and Recreation,' Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope found sweet closure, but Nick Offerman knows how he dies.


Beck Is Still Totally Not Upset With Kanye West After The Grammys

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Just as he brushed it off as a joke at the Grammys, Beck still has no beef with Kanye West for saying Beyoncé deserved Album of the Year.


Ed Sheeran’s Cover Of Christina Aguilera’s ‘Dirrty’ Is A Toe-Tapping Jam


While Christina Aguilera was busy singing as Britney Spears, Ed Sheeran was covering her hit 'Dirrty.'


MMA Fighter Josh Neer Reminds Us Why It’s A Bad Idea To Talk Sh*t On The Internet

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Josh Neer says that he easily dispatched of an online 'bully,' while that man says that he 'won' their impromptu MMA fight.

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The Brand New ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’ Poster Answers Some Cast Questions

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The brand new poster for Marvel's 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' is jam-packed with characters and a few extra names to confirm some rumors.

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Jeff Ross Paints A Bullseye On Justin Bieber In This Comedy Central Roast Teaser

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Justin Bieber shows that he's a tough man by taking a bullseye tattoo from Jeff Ross without even flinching.


‘Total Divas’ Episode Recap: The One Where We Try To Be Positive For Once

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In this week's mostly boring episode of 'Total Divas,' there were a few moments that we could really be positive about.


Monica Bellucci Is Proud To Be James Bond’s First Mature Woman Lover For ‘SPECTRE’

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At 50, Monica Bellucci is the oldest actress to portray a James Bond love interest, and she says Sam Mendes is a hero for making it happen.

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You Go Big Or You Go Home: An Oral History Of The Creation And Evolution Of ‘Parks And Recreation’

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Parks and Recreation will go down as one of the best comedies in TV history. We talked to some of the brilliant people who made it happen.

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The Academy Awards Ratings Were The Lowest Since 2009

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Only 36.6 million people tuned in to watch Neil Patrick Harris inspire mild laughter, but that was still more than any other award show.

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