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Burnsy is a daily contributor at With Leather and Uproxx, as well as an occasional guest uncle at FilmDrunk. He formerly wrote a blog you've never heard of, for which he won awards that you've never heard of. He's a Gemini, a dog lover, an aspiring chef/politician/humanitarian, womanizing boozehound, and he occasionally takes care of his health.
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GOD BLESS YOUTUBE

Here Are The Characters From ‘Frozen’ Performing Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’

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For no reason other than it exists, here is a very wonderful video of some of the 'Frozen' characters singing and dancing to 'Thriller.'

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Meet Ryan Beitz, The Man Who Wants To Own Every VHS Copy Of ‘Speed’ On Earth

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Ryan Beitz has made it his life's goal to own every VHS copy of the 1994 action movie 'Speed' that was ever made. Why? Why not?

chad kroeger

Avril Lavigne’s Response To Accusations Of Racism Over ‘Hello Kitty’ Is So Punk Rock

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A lot of people think that Avril Lavigne's new music video for 'Hello Kitty' is racist, and her response was everything you'd expect.

CALIFORNIA

Polish Your Monocles, Because Taco Bell Is Going Fancy On Our Asses

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Taco Bell is going after the Chipotle crowd now with a new restaurant in Huntington Beach known as the U.S. Taco Co. and Urban Tap Room.

ESPN

Frank Caliendo Invaded Jon Gruden’s QB Camp To Do The One Funny Thing He Does

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It was only a matter of time before ESPN's funnyman Frank Caliendo stopped by 'Gruden QB Camp' to do his impression of the coach.

2014 FIFA World Cup

Have You Noticed How The 2014 FIFA World Cup Logo Looks Like A Facepalm?

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Everyone sure seems to think that the 2014 World Cup logo looks like a facepalm, and that's because it really does.

2014 NBA PLAYOFFS

Ten Bucks Says Drake Is Already Sitting On A Lint Roller Joke For The ESPYs

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Drake was caught lint-rolling his pants during an NBA playoff game and that has somehow become a news story.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Patrick Schwarzenegger Is Really Branching Out In ‘Scouts Vs. Zombies’

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Showing his versatility as an actor, Patrick Schwarzenegger will again play a 'jock,' this time in 'Scouts Vs. Zombies.'

CHRIS COLABELLO

Chris Colabello Hit A 2-Run Bomb While His Mom Was Being Interviewed In The Stands

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Twins first baseman Chris Colabello gave his mom the ultimate birthday present, as he smashed a homer while she was talking to a reporter.

coachella

Gwen Stefani Is In Talks To Replace Christina Aguilera On ‘The Voice’

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Now that Christina Aguilera is pregnant with her second child, NBC has turned to Gwen Stefani as a possible replacement for 'The Voice.'

CZECH REPUBLIC

It’s An Absolute Miracle That This Old Man Wasn’t Hit By A Train

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This video of a 77-year old Czech man narrowly (and cluelessly) escaping the path of a train is downright amazing.

BUFFALO

What Joke Could Have Possibly Made This Weatherman Laugh So Hard?

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Buffalo weatherman Andy Parker couldn't keep it together during yesterday morning's forecast, as someone had him cracking up.

GAY MARRIAGE

‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin’s 2013 Defense Of Same Sex Marriage Is Intense

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WWE legend 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin's podcast rant about same sex marriage from last July is making the rounds again, because it's great.

comebacks

Dana White Says That Anderson Silva Could Return By The End Of 2014

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On SportsCenter today, UFC President Dana White announced that Anderson Silva could be back way sooner than anyone expected.

ART CRITICS

Hoo Boy, The New York Times Does Not Care For James Franco’s ‘Art’

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A New York Times art critic shredded James Franco's 'New Film Stills' exhibition at the Pace Gallery.

BIRTHDAY PRESENTS

10 Great Gift Ideas That You Can Buy John Cena For His 37th Birthday

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Today is John Cena's birthday, so here's a list of ideas for awesome presents we can buy him to show our appreciation of a legend.

IT'S A SMALL WORLD

Disney’s Storyless Ride ‘It’s A Small World’ Is Coming To The Big Screen

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Despite not having an actual story, Disney is turning 'It's a Small World' into a big screen movie, directed by Jon Turteltaub.

DRAKE UNIVERSITY

And The Winner Of The 2014 Drake Relays Beautiful Bulldog Contest Is…

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The annual Drake Relays are underway, and as always they began with the Beautiful Bulldog competition on Monday.

ADAM RIFKIN

A Peeps Movie Is Going To Happen Because Hollywood Is Optioning Candy Now

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Adam Rifkin has optioned the Easter candy Peeps for a movie that sounds just like 'The LEGO Movie.'

college baseball

Hey YouTube Commenters, Do You Think Navy Baseball’s Tribute To ‘Frozen’ Is Gay?

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We checked with the Internet oracles in the YouTube comments of the viral Navy baseball 'Frozen' video to find out what they think of it.


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