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#Guardians of the Galaxy

Weekend Movie Guide: ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is The Best Comedy Of 2014

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'Guardians of the Galaxy' is already having one of the biggest openings of all time, as it should because it's great.

TOP 10 LISTS

Here Are The Pope’s Top 10 Secrets To Happiness In Adorable Animal GIF Form

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Pope Francis recently shared his Top 10 Secrets to Happiness, but they needed something extra for the Internet audience.

#instagram

Shaquille O’Neal Is Being Sued By Jahmel Binion For Making Fun Of Him On Instagram

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Despite apologizing for their bad jokes, Shaquille O'Neal, Waka Flocka Flame and Trey Burke are being sued for making fun of Jahmel Binion.

nickelback

Chad Kroeger Bought Avril Lavigne An Obnoxiously Huge Anniversary Ring

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Avril Lavigne shared a picture of the 17-carat ring that Chad Kroeger gave her for their first anniversary, because it's all about love.

#TRAILERS

The Trailer For ‘The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water’ Looks Splendid

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SpongeBob and the gang are back in 'The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water' to battle an evil pirate played by Antonio Banderas.

super bowl xlix

Bunny Ranch Owner Dennis Hof Wants Arizona To Legalize Prostitution For The Super Bowl

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Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof is urging Arizona lawmakers to make prostitution legal for the Super Bowl to avoid more serious crime.

Washington Redskins

This ‘Caucasians’ T-Shirt Is Suddenly Causing Quite A Buzz On The Internet

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Opponents of team mascots like the Redskins and Indians may have found a new favorite t-shirt with this hot-selling 'Caucasians' design.

#kickstarter

A Man Launched A Kickstarter Campaign To Have An ‘Archer’-Approved Kenny Loggins Concert In His Home

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In one of the lazier Kickstarter campaigns you'll ever see, a guy wants $30,000 so he can host a Kenny Loggins jam session at his home.

#emma stone

Michael Keaton Is Losing His Damn Mind In The ‘Birdman’ International Trailer

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The international trailer for 'Birdman' reveals Michael Keaton as a washed up actor struggling to escape the shadow of a hero he played.

#Seinfeld

Celebrate National Orgasm Day With The Best And Worst Of Hollywood’s O-Faces

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Some actors know their way around a great orgasm performance, while others are terrible. We honor them both on National Orgasm Day.

#Documentaries

Check Out The Trailer For ‘Atari: Game Over,’ The Story Of The ‘Worst Video Game Ever’

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The trailer for the documentary 'Atari: Game Over' gives us a glimpse of the complete story of the 'E.T.' video game that ruined a company.

UPWORTHY INSPIRED HEADLINES

Introducing ‘Fapworthy,’ PornHub’s Site That Puts Upworthy Titles On Porn Clips

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The clever folks at PornHub finally answered the question of what it might look like if a porn site used Upworthy headlines.

#WILFRED

Elijah Wood Kept ‘Bear’ And The Gatorade Bong From The Set Of ‘Wilfred’

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With the series set to end in two weeks, Elijah Wood admitted that he helped himself to two souvenirs from the set of 'Wilfred.'

SIMON WEST

Simon West Would Direct ‘Con Air 2′ If It Took Place In Space And Had Super Criminals

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'Con Air' director Simon West wants to return to summer blockbusters, and he'd consider 'Con Air 2' under the right circumstances.

#FOOD

Give Your Heart The Scare Of Its Life With The Donut Cheesesteak Burger

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The food daredevils at PYT in Philadelphia have created a rival to their own Twinkie Burger with the Donut Cheesesteak Burger.

#MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

You Can Finally Watch The New ‘Interstellar’ Trailer From Comic-Con

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The long wait is over for people who didn't go to Comic-Con this year, as the new trailer for Christopher Nolan's 'Interstellar' is here.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

A Celebration Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Best Lines, Written As A Romantic Comedy

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In honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger's 67th birthday, here are his best classic movie lines reimagined as romantic comedy script.

booker t

Booker T Threw Out The First Pitch For The Astros And It Was A Strike, SUCKA!

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WWE Hall of Famer Booker T threw a great first pitch for the Astros last night, before Orbit showed him a proper spinaroonie.

#Iggy Azalea

Vin Diesel Confirmed That Iggy Azalea Has A Role In ‘Fast And Furious 7′

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Following in the footsteps of her 'Black Widow' partner Rita Ora, Iggy Azalea has a cameo in the upcoming 'Fast and Furious 7.'

#JENNIFER LAWRENCE

Jennifer Lawrence Might Have Been Dumped Because Of Her ‘Exploded Ego’

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A new stinky pile of gossip suggests that Nicholas Hoult dumped Jennifer Lawrence because she's too full of the A-list lifestyle now.




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