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Burnsy is a daily contributor at With Leather and Uproxx, as well as an occasional guest uncle at FilmDrunk. He formerly wrote a blog you've never heard of, for which he won awards that you've never heard of. He's a Gemini, a dog lover, an aspiring chef/politician/humanitarian, womanizing boozehound, and he occasionally takes care of his health.
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Introducing ‘Fapworthy,’ PornHub’s Site That Puts Upworthy Titles On Porn Clips

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The clever folks at PornHub finally answered the question of what it might look like if a porn site used Upworthy headlines.

#WILFRED

Elijah Wood Kept ‘Bear’ And The Gatorade Bong From The Set Of ‘Wilfred’

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With the series set to end in two weeks, Elijah Wood admitted that he helped himself to two souvenirs from the set of 'Wilfred.'

SIMON WEST

Simon West Would Direct ‘Con Air 2′ If It Took Place In Space And Had Super Criminals

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'Con Air' director Simon West wants to return to summer blockbusters, and he'd consider 'Con Air 2' under the right circumstances.

#FOOD

Give Your Heart The Scare Of Its Life With The Donut Cheesesteak Burger

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The food daredevils at PYT in Philadelphia have created a rival to their own Twinkie Burger with the Donut Cheesesteak Burger.

#MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

You Can Finally Watch The New ‘Interstellar’ Trailer From Comic-Con

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The long wait is over for people who didn't go to Comic-Con this year, as the new trailer for Christopher Nolan's 'Interstellar' is here.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

A Celebration Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Best Lines, Written As A Romantic Comedy

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In honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger's 67th birthday, here are his best classic movie lines reimagined as romantic comedy script.

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Booker T Threw Out The First Pitch For The Astros And It Was A Strike, SUCKA!

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WWE Hall of Famer Booker T threw a great first pitch for the Astros last night, before Orbit showed him a proper spinaroonie.

#Iggy Azalea

Vin Diesel Confirmed That Iggy Azalea Has A Role In ‘Fast And Furious 7′

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Following in the footsteps of her 'Black Widow' partner Rita Ora, Iggy Azalea has a cameo in the upcoming 'Fast and Furious 7.'

#JENNIFER LAWRENCE

Jennifer Lawrence Might Have Been Dumped Because Of Her ‘Exploded Ego’

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A new stinky pile of gossip suggests that Nicholas Hoult dumped Jennifer Lawrence because she's too full of the A-list lifestyle now.

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Lance Bass Had No Clue That A ‘New’ NSync Album Was Released Today

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Sony Music released a new two-disc set of NSync's hits and rarities today, but not even Lance Bass knew that "The Essential" exists.

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Meet Johnny Dronehunter, The Guy With Just The Thing To Fend Off Privacy Invasion

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SilencerCo is advertising the Salvo 12 shotgun suppressor with a new character named Johnny Dronehunter, whose profession is quite obvious.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG

Allow Whoopi Goldberg To Very Loudly Tell You When It’s Okay To Hit A Woman

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Whoopi Goldberg defended Stephen A. Smith on 'The View' by saying that if a woman hits a man, she should expect to be hit in return.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

A Cowabunga Ranking Of The Best ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Toys Ever Made

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In honor of the new reboot of the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' movie franchise, let's celebrate the best toys from the 80s and 90s.

#Guardians of the Galaxy

Chris Pratt Stopped By A Screening Of ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ To Take Selfies With All Of The Kids

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After 250 kids got to see 'Guardians of the Galaxy,' Chris Pratt surprised them and stayed until he took a picture with all of them.

#TRAILERS

The ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Trailer Has Already Whipped The Action Blockbusters

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According to the latest rankings, the trailer for 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is already the most watched of 2014 by a nice margin.

X MEN: APOCALYPSE

Channing Tatum Offered A Preview Of His Card-Throwing Abilities At Comic-Con

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To prove that he's been working on his role of Gambit in the 'X-Men' franchise, Channing Tatum threw a playing card at Comic-Con.

VENEZUELA

Hugo Chavez’s Supporters Are Cementing His Legacy With His Very Own Font

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In honor of the deceased Venezuelan president's 60th birthday, Hugo Chavez's supporters have created a font based on his handwriting.

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The Sleepy Yankees Fan Defended His $10 Million Lawsuit On The ‘Today’ Show

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Andrew Rector described his $10 million lawsuit against MLB and ESPN to Matt Lauer, claiming that his reputation was damaged.

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Kiefer Sutherland’s Reps And Fox Already Responded To Freddie Prinze Jr.’s Story

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A rep for Kiefer Sutherland and a Fox official have denied Freddie Prinze Jr.'s claim that the '24' star is an unprofessional drunk.

#COMMERCIALS

Rob Lowe’s ‘Shark Week’ Promo Is Literally The Strangest Thing You’ll Watch Today

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Rob Lowe shows that he's a master of the most vicious fish in the world, as he rides two great whites in a new Shark Week promo.


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