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By / 10.03.08

In a world… where the writers of Home Improvement watched Die Hard…

This is the trailer for Mall Cop, which is now called Paul Blart: Mall Cop, starring Kevin James.  Boy, fat people like food almost as much as wives like to nag, am I right?  Seriously though, I’m sorry I have nothing funny to say about this.  Kevin James is to comedy what hemorrhoids are to my asshole.  Watching this makes want to break into the zoo like this Australian kid and kick the shit out of the lizards and feed all the animals to a crocodile.

[Thanks to Robo for the tip]


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TAGSBAS RUTTENCrapkevin jamesPAUL BLART MALL COPwhy god why?

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