After the jump, see what the Indiana Jones and the Army of Monkeys trailer would’ve been like if it had been honest. See? Some record-scratch sound effects, canned laughter, and fart noises can fix anything. Even a broken heart.
"THE HONEST INDIANA JONES TRAILER"
Indy 4: all the rage-inducing stupidity of Spiderman 3, but wiff nazis and aliens.
Indy 4: Surprisingly Ratner-free.
Vonce, McG is going to be pissed you didn’t credit him for this.
I was hoping for “Let It Whip” by the Dazz Band, but I’ll live.
P.S. Apparently, Lucas’s favorite whip is Miracle.
If Indiana Jones was honest, he would’ve been making child support payments.
Nom, if I weren’t worried about thousands of blank tabs, I’d nom that.
* blows kisses *
Indiana Jonesin’ and the Search for Copper Wire to sell for scrap.
Mrs. Excuses, what the hell are you doing with thousands of blank tabs?
Aids riddled baboons and The Beef. Two great things that taste great together!
Those two rapists should be making wanking motions in that banner pic.
Richard Karn, Home Improvement’s Al Borland, thinks he’s in that picture.
They’re both trying not to pee their pants. Or they are covering up that they did.
New post up. I hate it.
In their spare time, Lucas and Spielberg enjoy rebuilding classic cars in the desert, and making Darth Vader helmets out of whatever they have lying around.
They left out the masturbation. At my theater there was a lot of masturbation.
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