Hugh Jackman recently went on the Spanish television show El Hormiguero, which, according to my junior high experience with Spanish, translates roughly as “The hormi white person.” The Wolverine actor proceeded to stand between a jockey and a guy wearing a bulging, skintight bodysuit with a cape, in an apparent attempt to look more butch by comparison. An attempt which was a resounding success. Touché, Jackman, touché.
But then, before the image had a chance to register, he starred in this Got Milk ad sporting a wifebeater and cum on his upper lip. Why must my love life be so confusing!