OBEY THE GREENWOOD
Opening this weekend:
Star Trek – I doubt it’ll be high art, but it does look like solid entertainment, and the reviews seem to corroborate this theory. I predict it does $65 mil. By the way, did your review include a “set phasers to ___” joke? Party foul, chug the rest of your beer, toolbag.
Next Day Air – A comic, screwball hijink-fest starring the black dude from Scrubs. Should’ve called it Next Day DVD. Get it? That’s a burn. (limited release)
Love N’ Dancing – Look, if you can’t even be bothered to type out “and” in the title, don’t think for a second I’m going to bother with a synopsis for your movie. (limited release)
Little Ashes – The dude from Twilight plays Salvador Dali, and apparently spends the whole movie giving mustache rides. (limited release)
Rudo y Cursi – Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna (the boys from Y Tu Mama Tambien) play soccer stars in a film that sounds like Spanish for how I act after a few cocktails. (limited release)